Archives: December 2008

thankful to be home

this post was going to be just a quick note about being incredibly thankful for not having to drive the pre-holiday interstate traffic anymore, but, well, you know me…

we’re getting ready to go to my sister-in-law’s for christmas afternoon, and we have my mother’s family’s annual post-christmas christmas this saturday, and i find myself incredibly thankful to be home, here in Maine.

after college, we spent several years outside the state, following school and work, and we made some wonderful friends and truly memorable experiences. however, we were always someplace else, generally someplace nice and friendly and cozy, but not home. our families, for the most part, are both here in Maine, and what is home without family? so when we found a chance to come home, we grabbed it.

i know many people cannot be home during the holidays, when their absence can be more intensely felt than other times, and for them, and their loved ones, i wish some small bit of peace and happiness, wherever they may be. a phone call, a shared memory, a photo, a card, a song.* it’s not much, but when you’re away, it doesn’t really take much.

be well, everyone, wherever you may be.

*even a few minutes to be entirely, deeply, profoundly sad for being away can be a good thing, as long as it’s followed by the good thoughts, too.

best rejection ever!

earlier this year, i submit Witness to an annual international self-published book contest. yesterday, just a few days before christmas, i received notice that i hadn’t won. this, in itself, is okay; disaappointing, obviously, but okay. i’m certain there were quite a few very strong contenders (the letter even said so – “Competition was particularly fierce this year” – so it had to be true), and i learn from my mistakes and all that. so, that was fine.

the notification itself came in one of those stiff-backed full-sized envelopes so the pages are un-folded and all, and included the aforementioned letter, a cardstock certificate of participation in the contest, a couple photocopied pages of book marketing and promotion tips, and judge’s comments on my work.

now, let me say that i did pay $50 to be included in the contest, which is i suppose the reason for the more formal presentation of the notification; however, why on earth would i want a certificate to commemorate the fact that i hadn’t won something?*

okay, i can hear you asking: ‘what’s so ‘best’ about this rejection?’

well, i’ll tell you:

as i mentioned, i received comments from the judge (#32) that read my book. the following is an exact copy of the commentary i received, word for word:

Plot: 4
Grammar: 5
Character Development: 4
Cover Design: 3

Judge’s commentary:

What did you like best about this book?
The back cover copy is strong and compelling. After reading it, I was eager to open the book and start reading. After the opening hook, I couldn’t put down the book. With a well thought out plot and scene after scene of fabulous dialogue and active narrative, Witness is sure to have readers begging for more from author Bill Blais. The story starts at a good point and has a strong sense of movement, with all of the events unfolding in a logical yet unexpected manner. The characters are strong and sympathetic, even with their flaws. They speak naturally, and ring true to who they are. The authro voice is strong without being intrusive or overpowering to the story.

How can the author improve this book?
The front cover is okay, but it doesn’t offer a strong enough hint of the wonderful tale inside. With a story this powerful, the author might consider revising the cover for future printings. Take a look at other covers in the bookstore and see what jumps out – then do one better. There isn’t much else I’d change about this book, other than perhaps add a stronger hook at the end of all the chapters. Most of them have a light hook, so this really isn’t necessary. It would just strengthen it enough to take it from very good to excellent. Marketing this book would be a joy. There are all sorts of online book groups that would be eager to hear from the author for a chat or interview. Libraries and bookstores are other great places to ask about reader groups.

and this is the rejection letter? wow. (for reference, the numerics were based on a 1-5/low-high scale) obviously, i’m thrilled to hear all these fabulous things about my work, and i even understand where the judge is coming from about the cover art. it’s decidely not like the other books on the shelf, and it might do better with a more typically ‘fantastic’ cover. i’m not thrilled about that bit, and i don’t want to agree because of what it says about us as readers, but i can see the point.

that bit aside, though, my book is apparently bloody awesome.

just not good enough.

all my general snarkiness aside, though, i do want to be clear: i am genuinely and seriously thankful for this commentary, and i do appreicate that there are probably hundreds of books vying for the top spot in the genre fiction category. even as a rejection, this still ranks as extremely high praise, and it gives a little boost to the ego, if i do say so myself.

*worse, still, my name was off-center. i mean, come on, if you’re going to go to do a job, do it right. it’s the little things, folks, the little things…

something new every day

so after digging ourselves out yestereday, my wife and i went to visit a couple friends and their young son. we don’t see these folks nearly enough, but our pre-christmas meet-up is becoming a lovely annual tradition.

anyway, aside from the great time we had seeing them, i had a very interesting and enlightening conversation about writing, creativity, and the art of discovery, which humbled me.

the husband described a recent situation where he was attempting to write a poem, but making very little progress because he was not feeling any connection to his creative energies at the time; an experience i can entirely relate with.

in further symmetry, he realized his difficulty and decided to put the poem work away, and try something altogether different. again, a tactic i use (when i finally realize my blockage, anyway).

however, his choice of distraction, or engagement, caught me entirely by surprise with its simultaneous simplicity and creativity. he picked a poem written in spanish, a language he knows nothing of, and proceeded to ‘translate’ it, according to what he thought the words meant, regardless of their ‘real’ meaning, and regardless of their relation to the words around them. for example, the spanish word ‘muy’ became, for him, ‘my’, and so on.

that done, he had a collection of words he understood, which made no sense whatsoever. how cool is that idea? even just to stop right there would be quite liberating, i think.

next, though, he attempted to make sense of this jumbled collection, seeking to connect the disparate pieces into a logical whole, adding, changing, and removing where applicable. it’s important to note that he sought not to create his own meaning; rather, he attempted to divine what meaning was hiding behind the words he’d ‘found’.

in a final pass, he worked to make it rhyme.

the result? a song with a similar quirky enigma as the Beatles’ ‘I am the Walrus’; the kind of thing that makes no logical sense. or does it? we are amazingly flexible and creative creatures, humans, capable of finding meaning in even the most abstruse* places.

but meaning is neither here nor there, in this process. when i heard him describe this, i immediately wanted to get home and try it myself, and i look forward to doing so later today. it at first seems so simple, even silly, but as a method of freeing the mind while actively engaging it, i am in awe of it. freewriting and writing prompts and other such things have their place as well, certainly, but this one caught me by surprise, and happily so.

of course, now that i’ve written this, i imagine it’s a fairly common tool used by many writers and artists, but hey, it’s new to me, and for this surprising gift, i am very grateful.

*okay, so i had to look this one up, just in case. it’s a cool word, though, no?

frostbite…it’s faaan-tastic!

well, no, not the real deal, of course, but the cold that stops your fingers from moving after 15 minutes of shoveling, and you think it hurts then as you’re trying to continue to maneuver the shovel, but you soon realize that pain is but the buzz of a gnat compared to the nerve-burning pain that comes when you get back inside where it’s warm.

okay, so that doesn’t sound all that fun, either, and my fingertips do still sting as i type this, but, not unlike being sick, it’s coming out the other side that’s the good part.

well, i thinkĀ  so, anyway.

i’ll admit, the fifty-foot driveway and the likelihood of another snow-filled winter is daunting, and there are definitely plenty of days when i really don’t want to shovel, but when i’m out there, either with the shovel or the snowblower, it’s almost meditative, even a bit cathartic for any frustrations i’ve been holding on to, and it works out the kinks from these old bones of mine.

shoveling (and snowblowing – we do have 75+ feet of driveway) is a one-task-deal. by that, i mean, it’s not something i can do with one hand on the cell phone(if i owned one), or while watching television, or taking care of the bills. when i’m shoveling, i’m shoveling; that’s all. in these times of multi-tasking, both at work and at home, when the result of all is very often less than the quality i would like for any of the individual things i engage in, being forced to be solely and entirely involved in one activity is a great thing, and a reminder, for me, anyway, of what it means to be truly satisfied with a job done well.

plus, i fell all macho for putting up with the bitter cold, well after any sane person would.

until i come inside and start crying from the pain, of course.

technical difficulties

if you’ tried to access the site in the last 24 hours, you’ve noticed, well, that you couldn’t. i figured it was time to upgrade my wordpress source code since i was a couple versions behind. well, long story short (too late!), my own lack of attention made a twenty minute process last all last night and most of this morning.

there was a problem somewhere between the chair and the keyboard.

anyway, we’re back. and just in time for the other job, too.

sorry for the inconvenience.

and so has the end of the semester.

i think i’ve mentioned that i’ve been teaching part-time this semester. well, it’s the last week of classes, which means final papers, portfolios and, one of the most difficult of teacher-ly responsibilities, grades.

i mention this because this week and the beginning of next will be thus consumed; so, much as it pains me to admit it, the book work, and my postings here, must be sparse, at best. or they will be more frequent. it depends upon how disciplined or distracted i am.

anyway, in case i am as disciplined as i hope to be, i wish you happiness and joy, friendship and peace, and the kind of smiles that start deep down in your tummy, in this season of holidays!

winter has come.

i live in maine for a reason. i love the weather. all of it. well, almost all of it; summer is my least favorite. i’ve never been a hot weather person, particularly the muggy hot. thankfully, then, that’s our shortest season. fall is my favorite, followed by winter, then spring. so, when i see things like this, i get excited. ice storms mean that winter is officially here!

and, yes, the pine needles were frozen individually. how cool is that? it’s hard to capture the brilliance of the sun through the frozen branches overhead, so you’ll have to trust the second picture is even better in real life.

now, that doesn’t mean everything’s perfect. this weekend, half of my state was without power thanks to ice dragging down power lines and such. this is very bad for a lot of people in less fortunate circumstances. we lost a number of sizeable limbs and one of our trees now points out at 45 degrees rather than straight up, but though we lost power friday morning, we have a woodstove (another major bonus of winter) and our electric hot water tank is insulated, so we were fine, and we got power back that night. some folks are going to be without for several more days, and crews have been at work non-stop all weekend.

on a more selfish note, the lack of power meant limited book work, obviously. i did squeeze another hour and half of asterisk work on my wife’s laptop. but, fearing that we would be among those not getting power back for days, i left a handful of asterisks as they were, saved the file to a flash drive, and drove to a Staples to have it printed and bound.

so, for all intents and purposes, i’m done with the typing, and am moving to the first official revision!

well, i’ll get there tomorrow, anyway, as we’re using this weekend to get most of our Christmas stuff taken care of, including picking out and cutting a tree, which we’re off to do in a few minutes, so i’ll end this ramble, here.

i hope you’re warm, wherever you are.

slowly…

darn it.

i had such plans for this morning. did all my chores, taken the dog for a walk (which means taking the dog for a drive first, as we live on a main route with no sidewalks), had my cup of tea and biscuits all ready, and had three hours to work through the asterisks before the other job. what could go wrong?

well, nothing went wrong, per se, i just got stuck on a couple asterisks identifying some research i’d put off in the writing and typing. as a result, i only fixed a handful of them. it’s okay, because i needed to do the work, but it’s slightly frustrating not to see more ‘tangible progress’, as misleading as i know that is.

ah, well. this is the process i’ve created for myself, so no more complaining.

an unnecessary warning

back up your data.

this was my wife’s MP3 player/USB drive, affectionately referred to as the ‘doodad’, which i’ve been using for bringing files back and forth to school, including No Good Deed.

thankfully, i didn’t lose any book work, but I did lose school work and several other things that will be difficult to fully reproduce. even worse, i’d been telling myself for a week that i should back them up, but nooooooo, i just had to keep putting it off.

i’ve since backed up all my documents onto a separate hard drive, which i haven’t done in a long time. far too long. the thought of losing my book like that is physically unsettling.

so, if you haven’t backed up your work lately, don’t be a bill. do it, today.

in book news, i’m about halfway through the book correcting the asterisks. in addition to the larger notes i tacked on to the end of the document as i typed, i put a *next to any smaller, one-shot items that i wasn’t certain about (did i say this street was Campbell or Prescott?; would this sentence sound better with the verb in front, or afterward; do i even need this paragraph or is it overkill?; are Swiss bank accounts still the best for hiding large amounts of money? [answer:no, panama's the place to really hide your gobs of cash]).

it’s been good work, so far, but not as quick as i’d hoped, because, since i’m just putting asterisks, i need to spend a little time with each new instance to figure out why i put one there in the first place. this slows it down a litte, and sometime the research slows me further (re: panama), but it’s good stuff, and necessary. i even stumbled upon another, unrelated, story idea, but first things first.

quick status

worked on the ‘notes’ list off and on this weekend, and i’ve gotten it down from four pages to one. some of the remaining items are bigger issues I’ll wait on until i do the full, beginning to end pass for draft 2.0, but i’ve already come a fair ways. looking to finish the last notes up tomorrow, and get to work on 2.0 soon thereafter.